Wednesday, February 7, 2007

The Penis Prince

Well folks, the prudes have come out from under their holy rocks again.

It seems that there are some idiots complaining about Prince's Superbowl half-time show last Sunday. It seems that they are upset about a part of the show that showed prince as a projected shadow playing his guitar. If you look at the shadow with the right (or wrong?) frame of mind he appears to have two enormous penis' (or would that be penae?).

Come on people! It's Prince for Pete's sake!

This is the guy who gave the World assless pants, and some of the most sexually suggestive songs in history. And of course the guitar looks like a schlong--they all do. Why do you think young boys like playing with them, it's an extension of their perceived manhood. My son plays guitar, and I don't run to his room or the garage and tell him to put it away because it looks like he's masturbating.

As far as Super Bowl shows go, Prince's was one of the best ones I have seen. It beats the Hell out of the hip-hop bullshit that you see everywhere else--this guy actually has musical talent, and puts on a great show. Bob Dylan even referred to him as a "boy genius." Can't get better reviews than that. Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters also said about Prince's covering one of the Foo Fighter's songs during the show that he was "...flattered beyond words, what an honor to be covered by one of your heroes!"

Confession time: I saw him live 'back in the day' and loved the show.

These morons are probably upset that it wasn't Toby Keith singing one of his I-Wanna-Have-Bush's-Love child songs, or some stupid rapper--remember: you can't spell crap without r-a-p.

These people really need to get a life.


Jason Hughes said...

And I can't believe you're more evil then I am!! The nerve!!!

:D Thanks for stopping by!

Michelle said...

Oh Prince he's so naughty! But you'd think after the fiasco that wardrobe whatchamacallit 2 years ago, or whenever, they'd think twice about having Prince play, I mean, what did they expect. He probably deliberately did something provocative just because of it.

R Nicolas said...

Well, supposedly Prince is "born again" or some such bullshit, so they probably figured he would sing hymns or something.---Morons.