Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Not Bad for a Hell-Bound Atheist

I was roaming around the web a little bored and found a quiz. Being a person who likes to be told he's smart I took said quiz, and was told , once again, (this time by someone other than my children or myself) that I was smart.

Proof Below:

You know the Bible 92%!

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!

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Now I plan on starting my own ministry. My late wife always told me that I would make a good preacher, not because I was a Godly man, but because I was good at "bullshitting people" and had a good amount of knowledge about the Bible.

I'm not sure yet what to call my ministry, but I do know that I will be accepting donations to help me come up with a name.


Michelle said...

I only got 64%, and most were guesses.. I'm just not as good as you here...

Secular Planet said...

I got 96%. Yay me.