Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Prayer and Five Bucks Will Get You a Cup of Coffee...Or...

Need healing? Need a way out of your life of sin? Need to know how to be truly and divinely stupid?

Well look no further. I have found a website, where you can obtain all of these things for just five bucks.

Or you could take the five bucks to the nearest Starbucks, and get something that's actually useful.

Your choice---remember Jesus Loves You (but then again he doesn't really know you.)


Michelle said...

Yeah but for that 5 bucks will Jesus buy me a computer? That's all I really want, if he truly loves me he'll do it.

R Nicolas said...

Jesus loves you--I know that for a fact because I have seen it said on bumper stickers.